Rattlesnakes for Sale

by wjw on January 13, 2006

Are you a cult leader? Do you have enemies that you feel must be punished for their crimes?

There’s nothing that says “That crazy murder cult is after me!” like a rattlesnake in your enemy’s mailbox, but rounding up those snakes was always such a tiresome chore. But fear not! Save many hours of weary labor by purchasing your scaly weapons of vengeance through Rattlesnakes for Sale, and those tiresome investigative journalists, IRS agents, and defecting cultists will soon be running for cover!

{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }

Mike Schilling January 17, 2006 at 2:11 am

Not only purchase the snakes over the ‘Net, but have them mailed directly to the victim.

dubjay January 17, 2006 at 9:25 pm

“Snakes in the mailbox.”

Exactly

HaloJonesFan January 23, 2006 at 5:03 pm

But can you ship them by air? After all, there would be SNAKES! ON A PLANE!

Dwight Brown January 27, 2006 at 8:35 pm

Yaa-baa, steamer trunk, and ice not included with purchase.

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