Mayan Stylin’
by wjw on December 6, 2011
If you’ve been fretting about the end of the world (which, for those of you still waiting for Y2K, has been rescheduled for 2012), you can now rest easy.
The Mayan Power Cloak not only guarantees that you will survive the arrival of Bolon Yokte’ K’uh, a close encounter with the planet Nibiru, or a dangerous proximity to Lars von Trier, but will also “Harness unlimited Love, Money, and Power!”
Be careful, though, when wearing your Power Cloak around the unenlightened. As the ad states in a disclaimer:
Please note, some people have reported that they cannot actually see the cloaks depicted in the photos shown. This can happen when one’s spiritual vibration hasn’t been raised to the level of AWARENESS necessary to see this magical garment. Please don’t be alarmed or ashamed… it only means that you NEED THIS CLOAK NOW! Your AWARENESS needs to be raised on a spiritual, etheric level and this cloak is the perfect tool for that!.
Damn! I’ve got to get me one of these!
Though I may just have to wait for hot summer weather to wear it.
I vaguely recall a similar plot line by, wasn’t it Hans Christian Andersen?
I suppose that, with human rights legislation, the Mayan’s approach to protecting themselves against cosmic threats – i.e. human sacrifice is ruled out?
It looks as if invisible power cloaks are the answer then. If you find a reliable source of such cloaks, Walter, I hope you’ll let your faithful readers know about it?
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