One-Act Play

by wjw on October 18, 2018

SCENE:  I (hereafter ME) am driving down the freeway in my car.  The phone rings.

ME: Hello?

RUSSIAN ACCENT: Hello.  Where are you right now?

ME: I’m in my car, driving.

RUSSIAN ACCENT:  Can you pull over?  This is an important message.

ME: No, I can’t pull over.

RUSSIAN ACCENT: Are you sure?  This is very important.

ME: I can’t pull over.

RUSSIAN ACCENT: You have just [inaudible].

ME:  What?

RUSSIAN ACCENT: You have just won Publisher’s Clearing House!

ME:  I’ve just won Publisher’s Clearing House?

RUSSIAN ACCENT:  Yes, you have won!

ME:  Great!  Have Ed McMahon bring the money over in the morning!  (Hangs up)

Jim Janney October 21, 2018 at 10:55 pm

Action, time, place. The classic unities…

Etaoin Shrdlu October 22, 2018 at 12:53 pm

You really want a zombie to show up on your doorstep?!

DensityDuck October 31, 2018 at 4:00 pm

in Soviet Russia, lottery wins you!

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