Walter Jon Williams
by wjw on March 15, 2020
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I was getting a pedicure & the Chinese woman doing it had been sniffling & then explosively sneezed down, without covering her mouth or nose. She then went in the back & came out wearing a mask. I’m doomed …
One roll in hand? Do you not merit a ceremonial toilet paper army?!
No, it has to be real toilet paper, to show I was wealthy.
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{ 3 comments… read them below or add one }
I was getting a pedicure & the Chinese woman doing it had been sniffling & then explosively sneezed down, without covering her mouth or nose. She then went in the back & came out wearing a mask. I’m doomed …
One roll in hand? Do you not merit a ceremonial toilet paper army?!
No, it has to be real toilet paper, to show I was wealthy.