The Big Sleep

by wjw on March 15, 2020

So my masseuse broke into a coughing fit with me right there on the table.

Well, that’s it then.  I’ve got it.  I’m doomed.

Bury me with a roll of toilet paper in my hand.

Chris Heinz March 15, 2020 at 10:22 pm

I was getting a pedicure & the Chinese woman doing it had been sniffling & then explosively sneezed down, without covering her mouth or nose. She then went in the back & came out wearing a mask. I’m doomed …

Phil Koop March 16, 2020 at 5:25 pm

One roll in hand? Do you not merit a ceremonial toilet paper army?!

wjw March 21, 2020 at 3:29 pm

No, it has to be real toilet paper, to show I was wealthy.

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