New Wheels

by wjw on May 9, 2024

My trim line may be slightly different

So after seven years with a Subaru WRX, I’ve gone and bought a new WRX. Upgunned with a 2.2-liter boxer engine that wouldn’t be complete without a ginormous turbocharger sitting on it.

My old car was in good shape, and a used WRX is always in demand, so I got a very nice price for it.

One obvious difference is the giant touchscreen of an entertainment/climate system sitting in the middle of the dashboard. I have only the slightest idea of how to work the thing. After some struggle I finally manage to get it to play a podcast off my iPhone.

Yes, I know I should look up the answers in the owner’s manual. But which owner’s manual? This beast comes with no less than FIVE owner’s manuals. And none of the questions I have seem to be addressed in any of the indexes. Maybe I can find some Youtube videos.

I’m going to do my best to avoid temptation for the first 5000 miles or so, and not succumb to the temptation to write it out on New Mexico’s exemplary mountain roads. But all I can say is, that temptation is certainly there.

Pig and Veg

by wjw on April 27, 2024

We’re in a campaign to empty out the chest freezer, which contains a lot of stuff that I don’t remember buying, and the result for tonight was this pork loin roast cooked with potatoes, carrots, and onions. You could think of it as a one-pot meal if it weren’t for the fact that it’s in a pan, not a pot.

If I make this again I’ll cook the vegetables a bit ahead of time, since the vegetables that weren’t in the cooking liquid (mostly apple juice) came out hard, dry, and largely uncooked. So I scooped out the uncooked bits and put them in the microwave, and in the meantime enjoyed those elements of the meal that were properly cooked.

Tasty, addictive, and easy-peasy. I’ll be making this one again.

Tonight’s Sunset

by wjw on April 24, 2024

I know it looks as if I produced this in Photoshop, but this is exactly what I saw from our front porch.

I love the Southwest.

One Way to Get to Pylos

by wjw on April 23, 2024

Another picture from my 1980 trip. I’ve fled the freezing rain of Northern Europe for the Med, and here we find me on a rare sunny day. Greece turned out to be cold and rainy as hell, and one night I pitched my tent in a tree-sheltered hollow, only to have the rain start to pour down after I went to sleep. When I woke up at maybe 2am, I found my tent was now pitched in a lake, and I had to haul my belongings out of the water toward higher ground, an experience somehow emblematic of the whole trip. My sleeping bag got good and flooded and spent the next day hanging on a clothes line in hopes of drying out.

I happened to be on the quay when this ketch was trying to moor, and I helped haul on lines and otherwise to make myself useful, in vague hope of being able to join the vessel as a deckhand on the next stage of its journey. The skipper was a taciturn Frenchman who was rather impressive in the way of a Nescafe model, but he took no notice of me one way or another.

Maybe he could have used me, because his crew seemed to have deserted. She was a young woman who came ashore in a miniskirt, lots of makeup, and pink plastic boots— au courant for 1980, but she didn’t strike me as a sailor. I last saw her that night partying with a group of Greeks in one of the waterfront taverns. The man, on the other hand, was not to be seen.

I thought about dropping by the tavern and chatting up the lady, but she seemed pretty high-maintenance, so I didn’t.

I made note of the pair and thought I might put them in a story, but I never did.

The town on the cliffs behind me is modern Pylos, as distinct from the ancient Bronze Age palace of Pylos on the northern end of the bay. That Pylos was the home of King Nestor, according the Homer the wisest (and most long-winded) of the Greeks. Nestor’s palace was burned in the aftermath of the general collapse of Bronze Age civilizations that ended the Mycenaeans, as well as the Hittites, Ugarit, Luvians, Babylonians, and various others (the Assyrians and Egyptians barely survived in weakened form). Nestor’s palace is very large and well-preserved, and nearby is a large echoing beehive tomb. The fabulous tomb of the Griffin Warrior wouldn’t be found for another 35 years.

Elsewhere in history, in 425 BCE the Athenians succeeded in trapping a Spartan army on the large island of Sphacteria and forcing their surrender (so much for the myth that Spartans would always fight to the last). The Spartans had to ask for an armistice and came close to conceding the Peloponnesian War.

Much later in 1827, a Franco-British-Russian fleet entered the bay and defeated the Ottoman navy and secured Greek independence. A lot of history for such a small place.

Anyway, I didn’t get to take a boat to Nestor’s palace— probably I went on a bus, but I don’t remember. It was well worth the trip.

The Europeans trips of 1972 and 1975 were paid for by my parents while I was in college, but by this point I was on my own, and the trip was made on the budget of a newly-minted writer of sea-adventure novels. I carried travelers’ checks in one pocket, and dwindling supplies of cash in another. I had a well-hidden credit card for emergencies, and I pitched my tent whenever possible.

The worst part of the trip was not financial anxiety, but the weather, which was relentless. I thought I’d never be warm again.

The Small Rains Down Do Rain

by wjw on April 19, 2024

Here I am in the UK in the autumn of 1980. I’m in Greenwich doing research for the Privateer books, and I’m standing in front of the clipper ship Cutty Sark. I seem to be an older and more weathered person than I remember.

I seem to attract extreme weather whenever I visit Britain, and 1980 was no exception. The wool cap and bomber jacket were inadequate for the freezing weather, which usually included freezing rain.

From Britain I went to Germany to visit friends, and from there I took the long journey by rail and ferry to Greece, where it also was cold and rainy. In Hanover I was delayed by the fact that I was using an expired train schedule dating from the summer. The train was supposed to leave around 0930, but because train schedules changed at the end of the summer season, the train was now scheduled to leave at 2300. I was compelled to spend the day in Hannover.

I was given a booklet with a walking tour of Hannover, so I went to Scenic Spot #1, which involved traveling down a street full of trendy boutiques, just in case I might want to contribute to the local economy. Looking at the description of Spot #1, I found it said, “This is where the statue of Schiller was until we moved it.” On to #2, which involved going down the street of trendy boutiques yet again, on ly to be told “This is the location of a famous medieval restaurant which was destroyed by British bombers, and now there’s a new restaurant on the site.”

I was beginning to enjoy this business of not seeing the things I was supposed to be seeing, and so I went on (past trendy boutiques) to #3, which said “If you look to the left you’ll see a woods. On the far side is our zoo, which you can’t see from here.”

Fuck it, I thought, I’ll go to the zoo. I spent a pleasant day there, found dinner and then my train.

If you can’t do what you want, you can always watch the funny animals.

Maculate

April 16, 2024

“Damn.” Now that’s a word you don’t want to hear from your eye doc when he’s peering through his scope at the interior of your eye. And you really don’t want to hear his next line, which is: “You really can’t catch a break, can you?” The vision in my left eye has been deteriorating […]

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Down the Gullet

April 8, 2024

This is the best picture I got of 2024’s solar eclipse, taken by focusing the camera directly into the eyepiece of Kathy’s Astroscan telescope. What followed was disappointing, because the actual eclipse was clouded out. Totality nevertheless remained impressive, as the moon’s shadow descended with amazing speed. If I were a neolithic tribesman I would […]

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Mss.

April 4, 2024

I haven’t been visible much online because I’ve been buried up to my eye sockets in submissions for Taos Toolbox. Because of the weeks of radiation and other treatments last year, I was late in getting notices out, and as late as a couple weeks ago I was wondering if we’d get enough applications to […]

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La. La.

March 26, 2024

The big residuals check from Hollywood came in! Imagine the fun I could have with all this money!

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Because Some Days You Just Damn Well Want To Be Uplifted

March 24, 2024

I can’t quite believe that Mariza is performing on a freaking talent show, but that doesn’t make her any less awesome.

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