An Actual Conversation
HIM: I don’t know, it’s so hard. I used to have all these friends, and we talked all the time, but now I can’t keep track of them all.
ME: I think I may have a solution.
ME: You know that device in your pocket? The one you use for texting and browsing the Internet?
ME: I found out that it has another function. You can use it to telephone someone, and then you can have an actual conversation!
HIM: Really? You intrigue me. What is this tel-le-phone of which you speak?