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December 9, 2008

B-l-a-j-o-g-e-v-c-h B-l-e-g-o-j–v-i-c-h B-r-a-j-e-g-v-i-t-c-h Felon #39473

Wow. A new low even for Illinois! This is a scandal so unsavory that it’s worthy of New Mexico or Louisiana!

Governor Unspellable was planning on selling Barack Obama’s seat! (No word on whether it was still attached to Obama at the time.)

Naturally, someone promptly put the seat up for auction on eBay.

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