Completely Your Choice

2016 is almost upon us, and of course you’re going to want a large, full-color, deluxe wall calendar, because they are awesome.  Not to mention full of great photos that you can frame and pretend you took yourself.

And of course you’ll have a choice.

Here, for example, is the Vladimir Putin calendar, in which you can view the Russian Federation’s beloved president fishing without his shirt, playing with a dog, or “appreciating the beautiful women of Russia.”   Doesn’t that sound, just, completely not creepy? Especially if he’s not wearing his shirt at the time?

But fortunately, for those of us outside the Russian Federation, we live in the Realm of Choice.   You can, for example, get our fine calendar, which is full of terrific photos of places I’ve visited over the last year.  (And to reiterate, I don’t make any money on this, I just do it for my own amusement.)  Here’s a sample.

So here’s your choice for the election year of 2016.  Vladimir Putin, or . . . me.

It’s entirely up to you.