Feel The Burn

It makes this New Mexican’s heart swell to bursting to know that the successful test today of the new all-American airborne laser assassination weapon was conducted right here in our state!

Tremble, evildoers! Someday soon you’ll just be walking down the street working out your wicked schemes, and suddenly— just as in my favorite scenes in the classic film Scanners— your head will just explode!

For the rest of us, I recommend shiny protective headgear.