From the Karate School

“This stance is called ‘Fist Under Elbow.'”

“‘Fist Under Elbow?’  That’s it?”

“Yes.”

“It’s not ‘Monkey Fist Shelters Beneath the Wing of the Phoenix?'”

“No.”

“It’s not ‘White Crane Feigns a Broken Pinion?'”

“No.”

“It’s not ‘Monkey Reaches Beneath the Bough for the Peaches of Heaven?”

“No.  It’s just ‘Fist Under Elbow.'”

“Well, it can’t be any good then, can it?”