Postcards of the Damned

I am struck with admiration for the Post-Rapture Post.

After you’re raptured up to heaven, you will of course want to communicate with the damned souls stuck on Earth, perhaps urging them to last-minute repentance, perhaps just to send a little “nyah-nyah-nyah” to the friend or neighbor who scoffed at your faith.

The Post-Rapture Post guarantees delivery of your message.

And how do we know that the creators of this service won’t be raptured themselves and be unable to deliver the letter? “The answer is simple. The creators of this site are Atheists. That’s right, we don’t believe in God. How else would we be able to deliver your correspondence after the Rapture?”

Seems foolproof to me.