The New Profiteers

Something I heard just today.  A couple weeks ago, before COVID really hit New Mexico, trucks from Texas appeared in nearly every community and bought up toilet paper from every outlet, including convenience stories like 7-11, then carried them back home.

I kind of admire the enterprise of these guys, but I also want to shoot them in the head.

“Reno, are you there?”

“Yes.”

“Hand this Texan’s ass to him.”