Hey! Want Some Guns and Dope?

Despite the best efforts of governments throughout the world, despite constant DDoS attacks and the FBI shutting down the Silk Road and busting the Dread Pirate Roberts, the dark web is still a major market for guns, drugs, stolen credit card numbers, and other contraband.

But there are two problems with doing your deals on the dark web.  First, you need to know the exact URL of the guy you want to deal with, and these people change their URLs all the time.  And second, you’re dealing with criminals who are pursuing crime as an avocation.  Which is to say, you could give them your money and they could just walk away with it.  What are you gonna do when your meth deal goes south, complain to the police?

But now the dark web has become a much friendlier place, thanks to Grams, a new web browser (in beta test) designed specifically to navigate the darknet. “I am working on the algorithm so it is a lot like Google’s it will have a scoring system based how long the listing has been up, how many transactions, how many good reviews. That way you will see the best listing first,” says “gramsadmin,” the browser’s creator.

The program will also help you find the new URL of a site that has been shut down.

So whether you deal in grams, kilos, ounces, or calibers, Grams would seem to be your best tool for achieving satisfaction!

Though I suspect that among Grams’ first customers will be the FBI, NSA, CIA, and security services worldwide.  So maybe you don’t want to buy that ad.

Just sayin’.