Soul Storage

by wjw on July 31, 2009

Is your life weighing you down? Lighten up! If your soul is keeping you from finding the happiness you deserve, there is an easy, painless and safe solution. Remove it, store it, and walk away a happier person. The Soul Storage Company’s patented De-Souling™ technique actually allows its clients to have their souls removed, whether permanently or just for a little “mental vacation.” After a simple and painless outpatient procedure, you will walk out of our doors unburdened, leaving your soul behind in our secure, state-of-the-art storage facilities. Later, if you decide you’re ready to get your soul back, the procedure is easily reversible… but don’t be surprised if you learn to love living soul-free!

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p-dub July 31, 2009 at 10:19 pm

Ooh! I want one!


qtera August 2, 2009 at 8:32 pm

Do you have to sign a contract in blood?

Anonymous August 3, 2009 at 4:46 pm

Appears to be for a movie: "Cold Souls"

dubjay August 14, 2009 at 11:02 pm

Well yeah, I knew it was a movie promo. The presence of Paul Giamatti sort of gave that little secret away.

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