Feel The Burn

by wjw on September 2, 2009

It makes this New Mexican’s heart swell to bursting to know that the successful test today of the new all-American airborne laser assassination weapon was conducted right here in our state!

Tremble, evildoers! Someday soon you’ll just be walking down the street working out your wicked schemes, and suddenly— just as in my favorite scenes in the classic film Scannersyour head will just explode!

For the rest of us, I recommend shiny protective headgear.

halojones-fan September 2, 2009 at 4:52 am

Dude…"Real Genius". I can't believe that you haven't seen it.

On the other hand, my manager at work used to be in charge of the ABL program, and she hadn't seen it either, so there you go.

saladinahmed September 2, 2009 at 10:26 pm

Nice link. The tone in which these reporters write about this stuff is depressing, though. Our 'changed' government is working on a death ray and instead of gong HOLY FUCK, THE GOVERNMENT IS BUILDING A DEATH RAY!!, the Standard's journo raves about how effectively this will kill the "bad guys." Right. Because the ONLY use the federal govt. would EVER make of a death ray is to kill "bad guys."

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