Born Under the Sign of Godzilla

by wjw on October 24, 2018


NASA— or maybe just a coupla scientists staying up late drinking— have looked at a new map of gamma-ray sources discovered by the Fermi Gamma-Ray Telescope and begun plotting new constellations based on popular culture.  The list includes the Hulk and Godzilla, as well as Einstein and the Eiffel Tower.

This is particularly appropriate for the Hulk, who of course was a result of Bruce Banner’s having a mishap with those pesky gamma rays.

But my question is: what does this do to astrology?  Will people born under the sign of the Hulk glow in the dark?  Will those born under Godzilla lust to destroy Tokyo?

This may explain a few things about human character, if you ask me.

Etaoin Shrdlu October 27, 2018 at 2:40 am

Cool, they have Schroedinger’s catbox! If I’m born under that, will people never be able to tell if I’m full of shit or not?!

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