Translated From The Russian

March 9, 2008

Here’s the best joke I’ve heard in the last 24 hours.Vladimir Putin and Russia’s newly-elected President Medvedev go to a restaurant. The waiter comes up and says, “What will you have?”“I’ll have the steak,” says Putin.“And what about the vegetable?” says the waiter.“He’ll have the steak, too,” says Putin.

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Tests

March 8, 2008

I spent Friday at the karate school, doing stuff. Doing lots of stuff. It was the quarterly organizational meeting, so the school was full of school owners and managers from New Mexico, Arizona, and elsewhere. So we started out with all the self-defense techniques, of which I have heard there are 749 (I haven’t counted, […]

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War for the New Century

March 6, 2008

So. Heard of Henry Okah?Probably not. But he’s invented a new paradigm for waging war, straight out of a science fiction novel.The guy puts his army together from another country by cellphone, as if it were a flash mob. He has his own merchant marine to carry off his hijacked bunker crude, his own arms […]

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Brassieres of the Ancient Vikings!

March 5, 2008

According to the Scotsman, a recent archaeological dig has turned up evidence that Viking women wore metal brassieres. Apparently this ingenious technological advance was suppressed for a millennium or so by the Church. Archaeologist Annika Larsson sez: “The garments had an aesthetic lingerie effect as well as providing support. I think Viking women would have […]

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Lei Feng Day

March 5, 2008

To all you Maoists out there, have a happy Lei Feng Day!For all you Brits, I hope you had a good Mothering Sunday!For those of you in Western Australia, have a great Labour Day! (Those of you in Eastern Australia have to wait till October, apparently.)Those of us in the States will have to make […]

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Turkey: Two Revolutions

March 4, 2008

Our friends in Turkey are living through interesting times.Firstly, members of the “Deep State” have been arrested for, among other things, conspiring to assassinate the Nobel Prize-winning writer Orhan Pamuk. Supposedly this killing was the beginning of a series of bombings and assassinations that would lead to a military coup overthrowing Turkey’s (moderate) Islamic government […]

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Lots of Zeroes

March 3, 2008

So— the Iraq War has cost three trillion dollars so far. That’s $3,000,000,000,000.00, if I have counted all the zeroes correctly.That’s the conclusion reached by Joseph Stiglitz, a Nobel Prize-winning economist, and Linda Bilmes, in their new book. Some interesting factoids:. . . they have produced a picture of comprehensive obfuscation and bad faith whose […]

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Implied Spaces

February 28, 2008

Implied Spaces should be in print any minute now. Time to get your copy.

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If You’re Air Force, You Can’t Read This!

February 28, 2008

The U.S. Air Force’s new Cyber Command has blocked servicemen from viewing this blog. Though I can sympathize with the brass in their quest to prevent their people from viewing my morale-sapping essays, they didn’t stop with just this blog. No sir. They’ve blocked any blog that has “blog” in its URL, which would mean […]

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Battle Company

February 26, 2008

Did anyone see Elizabeth Rubin’s wonderful, heartbreaking article in this week’s New York Times Magazine? It deals with the Airborne fighting in Afghanistan’s Korengal Valley, trying to do a job that has already defeated the Marines and the 10th Mountain Division. It’s got every element of military tragedy you can imagine. A poorly conceived mission. […]

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