Origin of Stupidity

September 23, 2009

Brainless religious zealot-zombies, led by Former Somebody Kirk Cameron, are going to be distributing copies of Darwin’s Origin of Species FREE just before this year’s Darwin Day, November 22. The book will be altered to include a 50-page denunciation of the theory of evolution by some Darwin-denying whackjob. Cameron explains that this “very special” edition […]

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Turn the Apple Green

September 23, 2009

Murderous baby-killing Holocaust-denying nutjob Iranian President Ahmedinejad is in the Big Apple today, to give what will doubtless prove to be an inept, rambling, psychotic, Holocaust-denying speech to the UN General Assembly. (To avoid being Chavezed again, our own President Obama will be hiding in the men’s room till Ahmedinejad is safely away.) Yesterday’s chat […]

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Some Days I Just Don’t Feel Like Sharing

September 23, 2009

Obligated though I am by the Rules of Modern Publishing to maintain a blog in which I post something intelligent, thoughtful, and wise every single day (or failing that, at least try to be amusing), there are some days when I’m just not, as Richard III said, in the giving vein. In fact there are […]

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Hitler Bunnies and Terror Potatoes

September 23, 2009

At least one of these Hitler Bunnies is clearly plotting evil. And the potato in the lower photo is either the result of black magic or perhaps an injection of thalydomide. Yes, this means we’ve been to the State Fair. Kathy’s New Mexico Tech had a booth open at the fair, and Kathy got some […]

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I Knew It!

September 20, 2009

Melting polar icecaps are exposing hundreds of secret lairs!ZACKENBERG RESEARCH STATION, GREENLAND—Claiming it to be one of the most dramatic and visible signs of climate change to date, researchers said Monday that receding polar ice caps have revealed nearly 200 clandestine lairs once buried deep beneath hundreds of feet of Arctic ice.“We always assumed there […]

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Deep Cover Monopoly

September 20, 2009

During the Second World War, maps and tools were smuggled to Allied POW’s inside copies of the Monopoly game. The British secret service conspired with the U.K. manufacturer to stuff a compass, small metal tools, such as files, and, most importantly, a map, into cut-out compartments in the Monopoly board itself. “It was ingenious,” said […]

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Market Garden

September 19, 2009

John Appel reminded me that today is the one day when I count count on my dad having a hangover.My father was a two-vodka-martini-before-dinner kind of drinker, at least until later in life when he realized he could save money by skipping the vermouth entirely. He rarely got hammered, but he always got hammered on […]

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Saturn’s Towers

September 17, 2009

The Cassini spacecraft has discovered giant structures towering in Saturn’s rings. (The spike on the picture is the structure’s shadow, not the structure itself.) In recent weeks, Cassini’s cameras have spotted not only the predictable shadows of some of Saturn’s moons, but also the shadows of newly revealed vertical structures in the rings themselves. And […]

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Judicial Humor

September 16, 2009

A judge in Georgia has dismissed as frivolous the case of Captain Doctor Connie Rhodes, who asked to be excused duty in Iraq on the grounds that President Obama is not a U.S. citizen and lacked the authority to order her deployment. Whew! The Republic is saved, yet again. But what was really terrific was […]

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Successful Moon Landing Test = $1Million.

September 16, 2009

Someone has qualified for the Northrup Grumman Lunar Lander Challenge. (Small steps, but still worth a million bucks.)Armadillo Aerospace qualified to win a million dollars of NASA’s money today by accomplishing a rocket-powered round trip modeled after a moon landing. The team’s remote-controlled Scorpius rocket (formerly known as the Super Mod) blasted off from its […]

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